“You called me. We met for lunch but your attention is somewhere else. Thumbing and talking on your cell phone. Oh noooooo buddy. I didn’t take time out from my business, get out of my pajamas, drive to this restaurant wasting my gas and adding wear and tear on my car just to sit here and watch you conduct your business. My cell phone is off. You have my undivided attention…”

Does this sound familiar? Let’s not take it anymore!

Say: “If you even glance at that X?!! BlackBerry one more time I’m leaving!”